Browse Public Jokes
#3117
Nov 28, 2025
You know you’re at a Norwegian dinner when the main course comes out, and someone immediately asks, But where’s the coffee? ☕️😂
Prompt: Norske middager
#3116
Nov 28, 2025
I tried to impress my Norwegian hosts by describing my exotic dinner plans. They just said, Oh, so you’re having fish. And potatoes? I said, Well, ...
Prompt: Norske middager
#3115
Nov 28, 2025
My Norwegian friend served me dinner and said, These are our famous kjøttkaker! I replied, They’re delicious, I could eat them all day! He just smi...
Prompt: Norske middager
#3114
Nov 28, 2025
What do you call a fancy Norwegian fish dish? A truly fjord-able feast! 🐟😜
Prompt: Norske middager
#3113
Nov 28, 2025
Why did the potato get so excited about Norwegian dinner? It heard it was finally going to be the main event! 🥔😂
Prompt: Norske middager
#3112
Nov 28, 2025
Taking a test is like fishing: you cast out your knowledge, and sometimes you catch nothing. 🎣🤷♂️
Prompt: Test
#3111
Nov 28, 2025
I told my wife I finished my test in five minutes. She asked, 'Were the questions easy?' I said, 'No, but the exit was!' 🏃♂️💨
Prompt: Test
#3110
Nov 28, 2025
What do you call a fake noodle during a test? An impasta! 🍝😂
Prompt: Test
#3109
Nov 28, 2025
My brain during a test is like a browser with 100 tabs open: 99 are useless, and I have no idea where the music is coming from. 🎶🤪
Prompt: Test
#3108
Nov 28, 2025
Why did the math book look sad during the test? Because it had too many problems! 😔
Prompt: Test
#1707
Nov 5, 2025
Boss: We value you, here's 3%My coffee: Cool story, I'm $8 now ☕️😤
#1706
Nov 5, 2025
My salary went up 3% but my grocery bill is acting like it just got accepted to Harvard 🎓🥑💰
#1705
Nov 5, 2025
HR: Congratulations on your raise!My rent: Congratulations on your second job! 🏠😭
#1704
Nov 5, 2025
Got a 3% raise! Time to celebrate by... calculating which streaming service I can no longer afford 🎉💸
#1703
Nov 5, 2025
My boss said I got a competitive raise this year. Yeah, competitive with inflation from 1987 😅
#1698
Nov 5, 2025
Bought 3 things at the store. My credit card sent me a breakup text 📱💔
#1697
Nov 5, 2025
My bank account after I bought cereal, orange juice, and cheese: *Thanos snap sound* 🫰✨
#1696
Nov 5, 2025
Cashier: "That'll be $47" Me looking at my 3 items: "Did you scan my soul too?" 👻
#1695
Nov 5, 2025
Me: *buys a cucumber, yogurt, and chips* My bank account: "Congratulations! You've unlocked poverty mode!" 🎮💸
#1694
Nov 5, 2025
Went grocery shopping and bought milk, eggs, and bread. My wallet is now filing for bankruptcy 😭
#1690
Nov 5, 2025
2008 Fed be like: We've got this situation in a box!Plot twist: The box was Pandora's. 📦👹
#1689
Nov 5, 2025
The Fed: The problem is contained!The problem: *spreading faster than my aunt's gossip at Thanksgiving* 🦃💥
#1688
Nov 5, 2025
Breaking News: The Fed announces the financial crisis is totally under control 📉Also The Fed: *frantically googling how to stop economic apocalypse* 😰
#1687
Nov 5, 2025
Lehman Brothers: *collapses*The Fed: This is just a minor inconvenience, like a papercut... on the entire economy. 💸
#1686
Nov 5, 2025
The Fed in 2008: Everything is fine! 🔥Narrator: Everything was not fine. 😬
#1607
Nov 4, 2025
Keto coffee is so dark it needs a light roast to wake up. Wake up, caffeine. ☕️
Prompt: low carb meals
#1606
Nov 4, 2025
For my high-protein low-carb dinner I grilled a steak so lean it could star in a scale ad. Protein first, carbs optional. 💪
Prompt: low carb meals
#1605
Nov 4, 2025
Cauliflower rice sounded fancy until I realized it's just tiny white crumbles pretending to be a grain. We’re grains in disguise. 😅
Prompt: low carb meals
#1604
Nov 4, 2025
Bread left me for a low carb lifestyle. Now my plate wears a salad cape and calls itself a hero. 😎
Prompt: low carb meals
#1603
Nov 4, 2025
I started a low carb diet and swapped pasta for zucchini noodles. No carbs, no problem—until the sauce asks for a raise. 😊
Prompt: low carb meals
#1566
Nov 4, 2025
They told me it's "test", but the printer keeps declaring a missing paper—proof that even tests have drama.
Prompt: test
#1565
Nov 4, 2025
If life is a game, then every morning is a "test" of my willpower to resist the snooze button.
Prompt: test
#1564
Nov 4, 2025
Taking a "test" is like assembling flat-pack furniture—lots of pieces, and you still suspect the instructions were written by someone who...
Prompt: test
#1563
Nov 4, 2025
My study plan for the "test" was simple: show up, pretend to know something, and blame the calculator.
Prompt: test
#1562
Nov 4, 2025
I named my debugging tool "test" because it always proves the bugs exist, even when I pretend they aren't real.
Prompt: test
