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Roast #3372

{ "text": ["Tanner Mayes, huh? More like Tanner Makes a Spectacle of Himself. I bet he's the kind of guy who walks into a glass door and then tries to blame the door for being too transparent. He's got that kind of energy, you know? The kind that makes you wonder if he's just naturally this clumsy, or if he's actively training for a future career in slapstick. I'm picturing him trying to parallel park and somehow ending up in a different zip code. And the tan! It looks like he accidentally bathed in Cheeto dust. Seriously, Tanner, are you going for that "I've been forged in the fires of a thousand tanning beds" look? Because you're succeeding. It's less "sun-kissed" and more "sun-confused." He probably thinks SPF stands for "Seriously, Fabulous Peach fuzz.""] }
Prompt: tanner mayes