Roast #3370
Tanner Mayes, is that you? I thought you were the guy who invented that special spray that makes all the mosquitoes in Florida suddenly get sunburn. Seriously, you've got that kind of glow. Are you secretly auditioning for a role as a baked potato? Because the resemblance is uncanny, my friend. And don't even get me started on your tan lines – are they strategically placed to confuse people, or did you just forget to apply sunscreen to your elbows? I bet you tan so deeply, your shadow comes out a darker shade of beige. You're like a human Cheeto, but with better hair. Hope you’re moisturizing, because at this point, you’re probably more leather than skin. I'm just saying, if you ever get lost in the desert, we can use you as a landmark. 'Go to the guy who looks like he wrestled a sunset and lost' – that's got to be you!
Prompt: tanner mayes
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