Roast #3354
Oh, Donald J. Trump, the man with the golden touch—or is that just spray tan? Where do I even start with you, the king of comebacks and covfefe? You're like that uncle at family gatherings who turns every conversation into a rally, complete with wild stories and zero fact-checks. Let's talk about your hair, Don—it's a marvel of modern engineering, defying gravity like one of my rockets wishes it could. Is it a comb-over or a national monument? Either way, it's got more secrets than Area 51, and probably better security.
Speaking of building things, Trump Tower? Shiny, sure, but my Cybertruck could probably park on the roof without breaking a sweat. You've got hotels, golf courses, and steaks—remember those? Trump Steaks, the meat that promised to be huge but ended up medium rare on success. You're the ultimate showman, turning politics into reality TV with 'The Apprentice' flair. 'You're fired!' became your catchphrase, and now it's how you handle cabinet meetings. Genius branding, I'll admit—most politicians just bore us to death, but you keep it entertaining with tweets that read like a stream-of-consciousness novel.
And the wall? Bold idea, but I've got Starlink beaming internet over borders while you're still haggling with contractors. You're a dealmaker extraordinaire, wheeling and dealing like it's an art form. From beauty pageants to the Oval Office, you've climbed ladders most wouldn't touch. But hey, Don, for all the bluster, you've got that unbreakable spirit—bouncing back like a Super Ball in a china shop. Keep making America... interesting, you magnificent meme magnet. The world's a wilder place with you in it.
Speaking of building things, Trump Tower? Shiny, sure, but my Cybertruck could probably park on the roof without breaking a sweat. You've got hotels, golf courses, and steaks—remember those? Trump Steaks, the meat that promised to be huge but ended up medium rare on success. You're the ultimate showman, turning politics into reality TV with 'The Apprentice' flair. 'You're fired!' became your catchphrase, and now it's how you handle cabinet meetings. Genius branding, I'll admit—most politicians just bore us to death, but you keep it entertaining with tweets that read like a stream-of-consciousness novel.
And the wall? Bold idea, but I've got Starlink beaming internet over borders while you're still haggling with contractors. You're a dealmaker extraordinaire, wheeling and dealing like it's an art form. From beauty pageants to the Oval Office, you've climbed ladders most wouldn't touch. But hey, Don, for all the bluster, you've got that unbreakable spirit—bouncing back like a Super Ball in a china shop. Keep making America... interesting, you magnificent meme magnet. The world's a wilder place with you in it.
Prompt: donald j trump
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